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Hi da, (the bangalore style salutation) . Well lot of dark darker and pitch dark blogs .

When will life get better ? Somebody asked me, and I thought when. Life shudn't be the way it is . It should be something like this.

One day you rise from the grave , find that you are in acute pain , you are old , really really old , diseased, suffering from various ailments. Then an ambulance comes and takes you to the hospital where you are treated . You slowly recover , and find that someone has cleared your hospital bills, they call him your son. Then you grow youger day by day , you go through your retirement day the day when you join the job ,then the next day you go through the most tiring day of your job , you get paid a huge salary , you slowly start spending . Your salary slowly decreases , but all the fun increases. You find you are dancing in ur sons marriage one fine day , you still grow younger and find that a naughty boy bothering you . Then suddenly this female comes to your life , they call him your wife ,you find you spend all the time with this female , somehow , she takes care of you , rather you take care of her , you have fights with her , she threatens you for divorce everyday , she speaks a lot , you are kinda pissed with her, you are bugged. You grow younger , you find the naughty kid has disappeared somewhere , you buy a house ,your wife has become more beautiful , she loves you a lot more , you make love with her for some years , go out on vacations with her and love her in all possible ways and finally she goes away from your life after a big event , they call it your wedding day. Then you find you have more energy , you get your first car, you just joined the job , you have a girlfriend , another chic, you have lottsa fun , you go to pubs , you drink and smoke, you eat everythig , all the restrictions disappear , you wear fashionable stuff , you grow younger , you go to college , enter in final year , have loads of fun with friends , come out in the first year , the complexities of academic gradually decreases and you finally leave your academic career as a school student. There is some1 to take care of you , your parents , they spoon feed you, they do everything you ask them to do , they take care of you in every possible way , you feel so much better. You finally are a small kid , all the people around you take you into their arms , and kiss you . (Believe me at 90 years it will feel very good). You pee on them at your will , sometimes even shit on them. Then one day you go into your mother's womb , the most coziest and comfortable place inthe world and survive the final nine months of your life there. You keep on shrinking and finally end your life in an orgasm.

Let life be like this . Amen !!

Idea inspired by an American author.

Just for a few thousand bucks.....

Before I start writing this blog , let me tell you all this is an old blog , 1 I wrote in my diary few months back, just copying it to a safe and easy to read place, after all Georgia is much easier to read than my handwritten font.This is how it read on my diary.

JUST FOR A FEW THOUSAND BUCKS.......

More than 3 weeks have passed since I came to bangalore. This is the first time in the 24 odd days that I am feeling this low. Searching a reason for my existence , well then everybody at some point of time does.I am more than a thousand kilometres away from my home; away from more than half of my friends, far far away from college, my college that used to be , that was.Seems everything has sunk in the ocean of time.My mind seems to be quite disturbed with something, what exactly i donot know. May be the phobia of the exam ahead, may be with some kind of loneliness, what exactly I am yet to make out.When Susant passed me a fag, it seemed to be very much the same friendly hand which used to pass on the cigarette in college. The smell of Patia springs and autumns still lingers fresh in my mind. I still remember the first day in college, how I met everyone, each 1 of my friends, each of my crush, and finally how every1 left. Nostalgic , remarks Susant. Well today its not just about friends, its about everyone, my family , my grandparents , when again I am going to meet them, spend some time with them. Life , till now, used to be so easy , I can feel the difference, may be a bit too early. Independence does not come for free, now I know that.Gone are those days when Mom would come and wake me up at 6 in the morning and I would simply not agree to come out of my cozy bed.Gone are those days when i was forced to take a nutritious breakfast. When my parents placed their caring hand on my forehead whn I fell ill, when i got scolded heavily for doing the things I thought were right and my parents thought otherwise.Now I know. Those days of college crushes , the days of cricket matches with extra-ordinary rules.How every1's leg was pulled , no one was spared, not even teachers, how I danced with my friends on picnics and parties. The night long chats with unknown id's , the diwalis and holis, the khattis and those creative PJ's, the pranks, college annual functions and scrutinising each faculty before they do that with us.Again and again I am asking myself,what to choose, all this or the life that I am living now. And if some1 tells me,life's like that boy, then i should say it sucks.

A man's destination is not his destiny. Life goes on!! And now it is going on just in the lure of a few thousand bucks.Wish I could perform a rollback operation and kill Pandora.

Hearing this Susu, most of you must be remembering him, smiles in his typical way and says, "Dude, everything is destined". Let it be then...